" nuclear family "

 [ "nuclear family" ]

1: A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked

  * e.g.,  ... The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours. 

 [ "Nuclear Family" ]

1: The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!" Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!" 

 [ "Nuclear family" ]

1: A traditional family with a mother, father , kids and (Sometimes pets). The father is a breed winner and the mother is a housewife. Both parents are married.

  * e.g.,  ... The 50s big history was the nuclear family 

 [ "Nuclear family" ]

2: Father is called Head of the house or breed winner Mother is called housewife or Mistress

 [ "Nuclear family" ]

3: Daughter is called young lady

 [ "Nuclear family" ]

4: Son is called young master Animals are called pets

 [ "Nuclear Family" ]

1: A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

  * e.g.,  ... Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split. 

 [ "Nuclear Family" ]

1: A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius

  * e.g.,  ... They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.